| Alice Cooper Goes To Hell  
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                            | Go To Hell
 
 For criminal acts and violence on the stage
 For being a brat
 Refusing to act your age
 For all the decent citizens you've enraged
 You can go to Hell
 For gambling and 
                                    drinking alcohol constantly
 For making us doubt our parents authority
 For choosing to be a living obscenity
 You can go to Hell
 You're something that never should have happened
 You 
                                    even make your Grandma sick
 You'd poison a blind 
                                    man's dog and steal his cane
 You'd gift-wrap a leper
 And mail him to your Aunt Jane
 You'd even force-feed a diabetic a candy cane
 You can go to Hell
 You're something that 
                                    never should have happened
 You even make your Grandma sick
 For criminal acts and violence on the stage
 For being a brat
 Refusing to act your age
 For all the decent citizens you've 
                                    enraged
 You can go to Hell
 
 
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                            | You Gotta Dance
 
 We like to throw our bodies around
 We like to feel each other
 We're all slaves when we hear that sound
 says dance
 says dance
 says ya gotta dance
 says dance
 and 
                                    there ain't no two ways about it
 We're all compelled to rise and thrust
 when we all move together
 We're all hypnotized by savage lust
 says dance
 says dance
 says ya gotta 
                                    dance
 says dance
 I'm so hot it makes me shiver
 makes me wet
 makes me slide
 It's some spirit I'm possessed by
 I can't stop
 We just got to dance
 dance
 dance
 We gotta blow when he says blow
 And we gotta shake and shimmy
 We got the strings tied to our soul
 Says dance
 says dance
 says we gotta dance
 (and I don't mean 
                                    tomorrow)
 says dance
 
 
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                            | I'm The Coolest
 
 You know I'm the coolest
 That's ever come around
 You'll notice things get hotter
 whenever I'm in town
 I mean I gotta be the coolest
 who else could it 
                                    be?
 Everybody knows who's really cool
 Me
 Let's face it, I'm the greatest
 I'm Mr. Number One
 My hometown built a statue
 To their favorite son
 I mean I gotta be 
                                    the greatest
 I'm just a ball of fun
 I mean I'm definitely the greatest
 I'm also the coolest
 You can't leave a package like me
 Sitting on no shelf
 Let me tell you 
                                    I'm so cool sonny
 I'm gonna save a little for myself
 Baby, come over here a minute
 Who is the coolest?
 I mean how do I look?
 Yea.
 You can't leave a package like me
 Sitting on no shelf
 Let me tell you I'm so cool sonny
 I'm gonna save a little for myself
 You know the day I was born
 There were these four dudes up on a hill
 They said they saw 
                                    this star
 Hanging out over town
 And the whole world seemed to stand still
 It made the Sunday papers
 I guess it proves for sure
 I am the coolest
 I am the greatest
 I am the 
                                    baddest
 I am the smoothest
 I'm just the best
 Sand dancer come on
 Ah yea
 Right
 
 
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                            | Didn't We Meet
 
 Pardon me
 But you see I've seen that face before
 I know those eyes
 Unearthly wise
 I feel it more and more
 To look at you
 Deja Vu
 Chills me to the core
 They say that you are the king of this whole damn thing
 But that only confused me
 They say I don't stand a ghost of a chance with my host
 And it frankly amused me
 So let's drink a 
                                    few
 Here's looking at you
 I swear
 Didn't we meet in the night in my sleep somewhere?
 Didn't we meet in the night in my sleep somewhere?
 Gradually I could see
 Things are 
                                    getting clear
 That ancient face
 Satanic grace
 This sudden rush of fear
 They say that you are the king of this whole damn thing
 Now they got me believin'
 They said I don't 
                                    stand a ghost of a chance with my host
 So I better be leaving
 So let's drink a few
 Here's looking at you
 I swear
 Didn't we meet in the night in my sleep somewhere?
 Here 
                                    I am
 The door's been slammed
 They're gonna roast my hide
 Make me bleed
 Till I plead
 For you to let me die
 They say that you are the king of this whole damn thing
 Now 
                                    they got me believin'
 They said I don't stand a ghost of a chance with my host
 So I better be leaving
 So let's drink a few
 Here's looking at you
 I swear
 Didn't 
                                    we meet in the night in my sleep somewhere?
 
 
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                            | I Never Cry
 
 If there is a tear on my face
 It makes me shiver to the bones
 It shakes me, Babe
 It's just a heartache that got in my eye
 And you know I never cry, I never cry
 Sometimes I drink more than I need
 Until the TV's dead and gone
 I may be lonely
 But I'm never alone
 And the night may pass me by
 But I'll never cry
 Take away, take 
                                    away my eyes
 Sometimes I'd rather be blind
 Break a heart, break a heart of stone
 Open it up but don't you leave it alone
 'Cuz that's all I got to give you
 Believe me 
                                    Babe, it ain't been used
 My heart's a virgin, its never been tried
 And you know I'll never cry
 And you know I'll never cry
 And you know I'll never cry
 Never cry, 
                                    I'll never cry
 Break a heart, break a heart of stone
 'Cuz that's all I got to give you
 Believe me Babe, it ain't been used
 My heart's a virgin, its never been tried
 And you know I'll never cry
 Never cry
 I'll never cry
 
 
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                            | Give The Kid A Break
 
 Don't know why I'm down here
 Must be something I said
 Or some small imperfection
 In my soul or in my head
 Don't know why I'm down here
 Don't reserve 
                                    to roast or bake
 I'm fighting off slanderous allegations
 Why don't you give the kid a break?
 You don't think maybe we could talk this over
 You're a reasonable man
 Could 
                                    we discuss my grave situation
 I'm a miserable man
 And I'm in the frying pan
 Give the kid a break
 Give me one good reason why I should
 All right, all right, so I made a few 
                                    mistakes
 But for heaven's sake
 Watch your language, Kid.
 OK, OK, don't get hot
 Don't question my judgement
 He only reaped what he sowed
 He cast his pearls before 
                                    swine
 And that's good enough for me
 I don't want to talk it over
 Even tho' I'm a reasonable man
 Sonny, from over here
 Looks like you're in no position to bargain
 You're a convicted man
 You're right in the frying pan
 Give the kid a break
 Please give me a break
 Give the kid a break
 Nah nah, I don't think so, man
 Come on, you know 
                                    I got what it takes
 Can't you give me a break?
 Sure thing kid, when hell freezes over
 Ok, don't give the kid a break
 Hey you guys, I thought you were on my side
 No they 
                                    don't
 Give the kid a break
 Yeah, well thanks a lot, pals
 Listen boss, maybe we can make a little deal
 Isn't there anything I can say
 Or some kind of fine I can pay
 Something
 Don't know why I'm down here
 Must be something I said (I'm sorry)
 Or some small imperfection
 In my soul or in my head
 It might be some infection
 It might be 
                                    a small imperfection or a clear case of misdirection
 It must be a small imperfection
 In my soul or in my head
 Give the kid a break
 
 
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                            | Guilty
 
 Just tried to have fun
 raised hell and then some
 I'm a dirt-talkin', beer drinkin', woman chasin' minister's son
 Slap on the make-up
 and blast out the music
 Wake up the neighbors with a roar like a teenage heavy metal elephant gun
 If you call that guilty then that's what I am
 I'm guilty
 I'm guilty
 I like driving too fast
 Love 
                                    going too far
 It seems the law's on my ass every time I stick it out of the door
 If you call that guilty then that's what I am
 I'm guilty
 I'm guilty
 Bad boy on a summer 
                                    night
 When the heat makes me mean and I wanna fight
 With my pedal to the metal
 And I do what I want to do
 Bad girls make me feel all right
 When it's hot and they start screaming in 
                                    the night
 Golly gee, it's wrong to be so guilty
 I'm guilty
 Guilty
 I'm guilty
 My conscience is on vacation in acute degeneration
 Willpower has sunk to all-time low
 If you call that guilty well I guess I am
 I'm guilty
 I'm guilty
 If you call that guilty then that's what I am
 I'm guilty, I'm guilty, I'm guilty, I'm guilty
 I'm guilty, I'm guilty, I'm guilty, I'm guilty
 Well I'm guilty
 Yeah I'm guilty
 I don't care
 I'm guilty
 I think I've been framed anyway
 They 
                                    said I'm guilty
 I'm guilty
 They're guilty and everyone is guilty
 
 
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                            | Wake Me Gently
 
 I was scared to death
 Afraid to close my eyes
 And find that I was gone
 Like every other one
 Who left before the dawn
 I vanished in the air
 Am I still there
 Wake 
                                    me gently
 If you can
 Wake me gently
 Just touch my hand
 Wake me gently
 Pull my sleeve
 'Cuz where I'm at
 Is where I want to leave
 And in my sleep
 I look 
                                    so lifeless on this bed
 Laid out on satin sheets
 This dream's a novel
 That I don't dare complete
 No happy ending read
 I think the hero's dead
 Wake me gently
 If you 
                                    can
 Wake me gently
 Just touch my hand
 Wake me gently
 Pull my sleeve
 'Cuz where I'm at
 Is where I want to leave
 Me to my slumber
 And I'll never come 
                                    home
 Please help me, I'm frightened
 Of what's going on
 What's going on
 And if I can't wake up
 Will I be all alone
 A stranded orphan here
 Or will I bump into
 Some other wandering soul
 And will they talk to me
 Somebody, somebody please rescue me
 Wake me gently
 If you can
 Wake me gently
 Just touch my hand
 Wake me gently
 Pull my 
                                    sleeve
 'Cuz where I'm at
 Is where I want to leave
 I wanna leave
 I wanna leave
 I wanna wake up
 I wanna leave
 I don't wanna stay
 I wanna leave
 I wanna go
 I wanna go home
 I wanna go home
 Just wake me up
 I wanna go home
 Wake me up please
 'Cuz I wanna go home
 I wanna go home
 Wake me
 Wake me
 
 
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                            | Wish You Were Here
 
 I sent you a postcard
 Thought it would be funny
 Would have sent a souvenir
 But they took all my money
 It's pretty warm down here but it ain't sunny
 And I'm 
                                    having a hell of a time, my dear
 Wish you were here
 I tried to call you
 I tried to call you
 Long distance operators that only stall you
 Besides the damn rates are so high
 They just 
                                    appall you
 And I'm having a hell of a time, my dear
 Wish you were here
 And I'm having a hell of a time, my dear
 Wish you were here
 It started out a nice vacation
 Left the 
                                    station right on time
 Can't get a ticket to get me home, dear
 They just don't have too many flights from twilight zone, dear
 So don't forget to feed my cats
 Spot and Jerome, 
                                    dear
 And I'm having a hell of a time, my dear
 Wish you were here
 Having a hell of a time, my dear
 Wish you were here
 Having a hell of a time, my dear
 Wish you were here
 Seeing all the sights here
 I'm getting lonely
 I'd show you all the film I took if they would only let me go home
 dear, sincerely
 I'm having a hell of a time, my dear
 Wish 
                                    you were here
 I'm having a hell of a time, my dear
 Wish you were here
 I'm having a hell of a time, my dear
 Wish you were here
 I'm having a hell of a time, my dear
 Wish 
                                    you were here
 I'm having a hell of a time, my dear
 Wish you were here
 I'm having a hell of a time, my dear
 Wish you were here
 
 
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                            | I'm Always Chasing Rainbows
 
 At the end of the rainbow, there's happiness
 And to find it how often I've tried
 But my life is a race
 just a wild goose chase
 and all my dreams have been denied
 why have I always been a failure
 What can the reason be
 I wonder if the world's to blame
 I wonder if it could be me
 I'm always chasing rainbows, watching clouds drifting by
 My 
                                    schemes are just like all my dreams
 ending in the sky
 Some fellows look and find the sunshine
 I always look and find the rain
 And some fellows make a winning sometime
 and I never even 
                                    make a gain
 I'm always chasing rainbows waiting to find the little bluebird in vain.
 
 
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                            | Going Home
 
 I'm going home
 There I am in my bedroom
 I'm safe and snug and snoring
 and so glad to be there
 I'm going home
 None of this ever happened
 But God, I really 
                                    did it
 Still nothing has changed
 I'm going home
 I'm going home
 To my own room to all the mess
 To all the dirty laundry
 It looks so good I don't care
 I'm just so 
                                    glad to be back home
 Sweet home
 I wonder if anyone missed me
 Or have I been gone so long
 They thought that I died
 How many said I wonder what happened to Alice
 How many shrugged or 
                                    laughed
 How many cried
 But I don't give a damn
 'Cuz I'm going home
 I'm going home
 To my own room to all the mess
 To all the dirty laundry
 It looks so good 
                                    I don't care
 I'm just so glad to be back home
 I'm going home
 Nothing can stop me now
 I'm going home
 Nothing can stop me now
 I'm going home
 Nothing can stop 
                                    me now
 I'm going home
 Nothing can stop me now
 I'm going home
 Nothing can stop me now
 I'm going home
 Nothing can stop me now
 
 
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